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100 WC #8

It was my brothers birthday!
Hooray!
Well, Im just happy for the cake.
And snacks.
Mom told me
That I was making the cake!
What?!
That makes no sense,
But anyway, it makes no sense NOT to do it.
My brother likes blue,
So Ill make him a BLUE cake.
No, not a sad cake.
So I mixed
Flour
Sugar
Butter
Eggs
Red food coloring
Stuff
And stuff
And stuff.
And I baked it.
It smelled DELICIOUS!
But something was wrong
Hmm
Oh!
The cake smelled great,
But it was the wrong color!
Oof

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