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Ivy's 100 WC #2

One day I woke up
I made some earthworm cake
Some cockroach cake
Some ant cake
Some rotten peach cake
Some over cooked eggplant cake
Some dog poop cake
Some spider cake
Some dried paint cake
Some body odor cake
Some stinky shoes cake
Some oily scalp cake
Some banana-that-was-bitten-by-a-caterpillar cake
Some rusty spoon cake
Some chicken fur cake
Some underwear cake
Some tortoise eyeball cake
Some witches’ fingernail cake
Some monsters’ guts cake
Some exploded, on fire chromebook cake
Then I mixed them all together
And dumped it on my sister’s head

Her scream was so out of tune.

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